this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive